And So It Begins
"Uh-oh, you have your work cut out for you today.""What do you mean?"
"The kids, they're ready for you."
I look around for 3 seconds.
"Darin, I can see them from here."
"At least they aren't hiding behind a backpack!"
And so starts my day with the kindergarten class. Every morning (and I mean every morning) the girls run past me screaming and proceed to hide in the most obvious places, thinking if they can't see me, I must not be able to see them.
Julie and Mimi even curled up on the floor and placed their kid-sized backpacks in front of their faces in all seriousness, believing I would never be able to find them. I play along, saying the likes of "Uh-oh, where is everyone!? I guess I'm all alone today! Nobody is here to play..." You get the idea.
The only response I get is tons of little girl giggles before they pop up and run screaming to the next hiding place. This continues for at least 10 minutes before I can even attempt to say the words "Purple books out" (I think we have covered the fact that complete sentences are not used in this school. One kindergarten class uses a purple book, one uses an orange book, the other a blue book; all in the Sesame Street series.) And then I bribe them with colouring or drawing after they finish the lesson for the day.
In the back of my mind, I am always comparing how I am teaching these children and how I will be when the time comes to teach my own. I hope it will be way different and I will not have to resort to bribery.


5 Comments:
Are you kidding??? Bribery will always be the very best parental tool. "Audrey get over here or we won't go trick or treating. Evelyn brush your teeth or no TV". If it were not for bribery, nothing would get done around here...It works really well on Cory as well!
Good grief, I am looking forward to the day when bribery will work for us! I need all the tricks I can get!
OK, good point. The question is will it always be like that?? (I will admit that I can remember when bribery worked on me. "Jennifer, go to bed or Santa won't come to our house; Jennifer, clear the table or no phone tonight; Jennifer, clean your room or you can't have the car" and on and on...) What do I know? I am still a childless woman with all these parenting ideals stuck in my head (I'm really in for a big surprise, aren't I) :)
I hope the two of you don;t spend all your time wondering about your own kids. Cherish your freedom and SANITY while you still have it.
Besides I already have to look forward to "Jenn Soccer Mom" for the rest of my life. How about "Jenn the Adventurer" who moved to Korea and did all kinds of "wild and crazy" things with her sidekick Darin.
Sounds like you're having a wonderful time. Bye for now.
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